We love a first-timer, but a few things will have the whole blind shaking their heads — and send every duck in the county somewhere else. Leave these at home:
A Bright Orange Safety Vest
Ducks aren't highway workers. Wear camo or drab earth tones. If it glows, it goes.
Cologne, Perfume & Strong Detergent
Skip the aftershave and wash your hunting clothes with unscented detergent. Strong fragrances do not belong in the blind.
A Barking, Off-Leash Dog
A trained retriever is gold. A squirrel-chasing pup is a duck-repelling machine. Talk to Jeff before bringing your own dog.
A Phone With the Screen Blazing
That blue glow wrecks your night vision and can spook birds. Keep your phone pocketed and on silent.
Shiny Gear & Selfie Sessions
Movement and glare are two things ducks notice fast. Keep reflective rain gear and mirror sunglasses covered, and pose later.
An Open, Sloshing Thermos
Bring the coffee, but screw the lid down tight. For the love of the hunt, do not knock it over in the blind.
Show up simple, quiet, and camouflaged — and let the guide do the fancy stuff. That's how you come home with stories and, hopefully, a limit.